Dr. Seltzer for President
2020 is Just Around the Corner
And They Wonder Why We Drink
Marijuana will be Legal in All 50 States. Everything Else Gets the Firing Squad.
THE RAMPANT DRUG EPIDEMIC IN AMERICA WILL DISAPPEAR IMMEDIATELY
There will be no fights, drunk drivers or assholes.
We will put a limousine in every driveway, close all prisons and shackle criminals
to the steering wheel. Their punishment will be to hear (not watch) us having fun.
Name Tags Will Be Mandatory. Make America Friendly Again.
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